Synopsis: Christopher Truman is a strikingly handsome, unemployed, divorced dad accused of molesting a teenage babysitter while in a custody battle with his ex-wife. He and buddy John Bernard from his Marine Corps days, opine about the sad state of their relationships, women, marriage, love and sex in America before deciding to embark on a trip to Odessa, Ukraine to find the women of their dreams. Straight arrow Chris is rigid and uptight. John is freewheeling, open minded and lives by the motto, "meet 'em, greet 'em, feed 'em, breed 'em and leave 'em. Both will be challenged by what they encounter including expatriate misanthropes, femme fatales, desperate mail order brides, corrupt officials and the Russian mafia. Ultimately each must make a choice between the life they left behind and what they discover about the world and themselves. WGAW# 1635764
Synopsis: Jeremy was flying in airplane, which fell by accident onto an old church in the middle of the desert, inhabited by friars. He helped them fight against a demon who had possessed one of their friars. When he was back in the city, he met Alison, a "lady of the night" and both got involved in a street fight, the police took them to the jail in which the couple participated in a riot, both were taken to a hospital for the injuries that they suffered. While in the hospital, the same demon had taken on the identity of one of the doctors and also kidnapped Alison, to offer her as wife of the Evil. Jeremy is investigated and chased by a police officer; he is blamed for the mysterious death of a girl. The trio get involved in a series of events and comical adventures before fighting the last battle with the most fearsome of all, the King of the Darkness.
Synopsis: Andy and Jason are finally at their graduation day. They are about to embark on a grand journey of becoming an adult. All they have to do is make it through graduation. For most people this wouldn't be a problem, except Andy is a freak of nature. He is detached from most other humans, and has no control over what he says. Some of it is smart, some of it offensive, and some of it is just plain awkward. Jason is a little more attached to humanity and has a quick wit. These two often get themselves into trouble, with Andy calling a girl fat, and Jason telling a girl she is a five out of ten. The series will follow their journey from their late teens to being a twenty something, and the relationships and their trying to find their place in this world. It's a comedy about growing up.
Synopsis: Jerry Bloch is the only NYC veterinarian who makes house calls on Christmas. Shortly before Christmas, on the day he receives the ASPCA "Vet of the Year" award, he meets & falls in love with Susan Lansing. The two go out after the ASPCA dinner, where Susan reveals she is about to become engaged. Jerry asks that she call him on Christmas if she changes her mind. On Christmas Eve day, Jerry witnesses Susan's fiance (Brock) & her dog Lucky getting hit by a bus. Neither is seriously hurt, but Jerry rescues Lucky & Susan rushes to the hospital to see Brock. Santa Claus meets Jerry at the clinic & whisks Jerry and Lucky off to the North Pole to help with an injured reindeer. Jerry encounters hostility from the elves who feel Santa is outsourcing their jobs. Brock feigns serious injury, while Susan is conflicted; in love with Jerry, & concerned about Lucky. In time, Brock is revealed unworthy of Susan; she rushes to the clinic to find Jerry isn't there. Jerry, Santa & Lucky arrive at last.
Synopsis: Chad 'Chatterbox' Urbocks, a news anchor in Des Moines, gets no respect from friends or coworkers thanks to his awkward behavior and quirky fashion sense. Life takes a turn for the worse for the diehard liberal when a humiliating public incident prevents him from casting a vote in the presidential election--and that missing vote is the deciding factor in a Republican victory. Mocked lovingly by conservatives and nicknamed 'a**hole' by democrats, Chad becomes the laughingstock of the country. He loses his job and the woman he loves. Determined to redeem himself, Chad uncovers a local dumping scandal and wins back public favor. Before long, his newfound glory causes a groundswell of support which propels Chad back into the anchor chair and into the arms of the woman he loves.
Synopsis: A story based on actual events about a subject that has been around since the dawn of time, yet a major motion picture has never been made about it.. A typical setting in the retail district of suburbia Anywhere, U.S.A. However, the retail establishment in this story is not so typical.. In fact the salesmen or clerks are actually artists, and the product they sell is permanent. Dave, Joe, Slug and Ginger are four tattoo artists who team up to open a tattoo studio that will provide a more professional alternative then what the industry has stereotypically offered in the past. These Characters not only have to constantly deal with the daily backlash of the community and the odd requests by clientel, they are finally put to the ultimate test when they battle the nasty guys at Fun House Tattoos for pinks on their studios at an actual REAL Tattoo convention. This script rolls with humor and educates the mass on just how funny we ALL really are under the surface.Record breaking potential
Synopsis: In these modern times, thirty year-old,JASPER, has a 1980's mindset and more difficulty coming to grips with his age and the fast changing times than his peers. His older sister:JENNY,(40's), is right beside Jasper through his life change as well as his cats, ZEUS and AMADEUS, and the myriad cast of characters of Jenny's neighborhood; including: RON,(50's), a party animal that is a cross between Sammy Hagar and David Lee Roth, TED,(40's),the yuppie nerd of the neighborhood,MEYERS,(20s),his comic book coworker, and even a mentally ill former classmate who dresses up as PRINCE and still drives a purple bike around town, that follow him on his wild journey into adulthood. Jenny's son, BUDDY, (8), a Star-Wars fanatic and nephew of Jasper, wakes up one morning to find his Chewbacca doll and bed,both victims of Jasper's wild Star Wars fantasy wet dream. This sets off a series of crazy events that truly is the beginning of the end for this young adventurer and seeker of truth and good times.
Synopsis: Somebody's gonna whack Joey (rumor has it), and he doesn't know who because nobody really likes him. You can't teach an old dog new tricks either, so he's not about to change his evil ways when it comes to pretty women. You have a doll like Molly on the planet you might as well grab her and sweat the boyfriend later. No problem (he figures), since he's so expert at looking over his shoulder. Too bad he's looking over the wrong one. This is my first script, though, I'm no stranger to the comedy genre. My standup material has been performed by working stage comics from Caroline's to the Improv. I've published humor/satire in: Mother Jones; Yankee Magazine; Maxim Magazine; Philadelphia Style and some adult stuff for the Flynt Group (Larry). I'd be happy to forward a copy of the WGAE registered script if it's something that might be of interest to you. John Dunbar 1889 Kate Brook Road Hardwick, VT 05843 (802) 253-4472 (802) 253-4404/fax johndunbar55@msn.com
Synopsis: Shawn Lett is a young man pressed into action as a last minute fill-in on a popular game show after his girlfriend's uncle was tragically killed just days before her family was set to compete on the show. Shawn's monumentally embarrassing collapse in the bonus round of the show instantly makes him the laughingstock of the nation and triggers a real life family feud as the dreams of his girlfriend's father, who planned on starting his own business with the prize money, have now been squashed. The media frenzy surrounding the show sparks a rematch pitting Shawn's family against his now ex-girlfriend's family. Please contact me if you are interested in reading our script. Our wga number is 1034476. Thank you, Chris Kellner
Synopsis: Bill likes to play pranks, but when Bill, the company's golden boy and next in line for partnership plays a benign office prank on the new guy Jonathan, the prank is not received very well. Now pranks are being played on Bill and they are not your average pranks, there is a diabolical maliciousness to these new pranks. It starts with someone leaving his resume on the company copier where his boss finds it and goes down from there. Bill's life goes into free fall ironically from someone playing pranks on him. Bill winds up losing everything that's important to him, his fiance, his friends, his job, even his much beloved tropical fish. Now with his life in shambles and a home incarceration bracelet silently blinking at his ankle, what will he do? What would you do?