Synopsis: Centuries ago, the Babylonian warrior Einin prophesized with his last dieing breath that a descendant of his Bloodline would one day take up his dagger and slay his mortal enemy Kasdeya... the Vampire Lord. Little did Einin known that that descendent would be a comic book storeowner from the 21st century. Thrust into the role of a Hero when his home town is plunged into a Vampire Apocalypse; Kaden Jarvis, along with his best friend and co-storeowner Glen and their accident-prone employee Rusty face Kasdeya, fulfill his ancestors prophecy, save the world, and rescue the woman of Kaden's dreams in this 'Clerks' meets 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' comedy.
Synopsis: Grandma Roses's Rooming Residence for Uniformed Professionals was willed to Grandma Roses's by her late husband. Some of the rather different residents are: Chin & Chan, the self conjoined self named Burmese Twins (they wrap a flesh colored cloth around their hips), Tyronne, the wannabe Airline pilot dresses like a WWII pilot; Fanny, the out-of-shape entry level Aerobics instructor; Chief Keith, the little person Chief of Police; Chef Roy Ardee, the corpulent cook; and many other quirky residents. Chief Keith serves Grandma Roses's with a foreclosure notice. All of the residents band together to conduct fund raisers to eliminate the foreclosure. All of the resident's fundraisers run afoul. After a comprehensive accounting it is discovered their fundraisers are $375,000.00 in the arrears. The villain, Chief Keith, becomes the hero when he has Grandma Roses's Rooming residence declared a Historical Structure forever mortgage free. "All Hail the Chief".
Synopsis: The computer dating company, Marriage Online, landed a winner when it introduced Gabe and Lori Patterson. After seven years of marriage, they consider themselves happily married. But when the couple is forced, by contract, to talk about their relationship to promote the company, they begin to realize how troubled their union is. And the more honest they are, the wilder this romantic comedy gets. Note: This script was written under the supervision of a respected script doctor in Los Angeles. She said it is one of the best romantic comedies she's ever read. I can also be reached at stephenwmaidment@sbcglobal.net
Synopsis: Ben and Beatrice wage a battle of the sexes, but they're tricked into believing each is desperately loved by the other. To be kind, they begin acting romantically and absurdly. Kevin, enlists Casey to help win Julia. Lurking in the background is Casey's stepbrother, DJ, hoping to humiliate them. After a comedy of errors at the Senior Masquerade Ball, Kevin wins Julia, but demonstrates a short fuse and quickness at jumping to false conclusions. DJ finds a way to fool Kevin into believing that Julia deceives him, leading Kevin to insult and denounce her. Beatrice, Julia's cousin, is furious and gets Ben to challenge Kevin to a boxing match for the sake of Julia's honor. At the boxing match, Kevin realizes he was fooled into thinking Julia cheated on him as Ben knocks Kevin out. Kevin and Julia are reconciled just as Ben and Beatrice learn they aren't loved by the other, yet their previous attempts at affection make them realize they might like each other after all.
Synopsis: It's simple. Fifty hilarious, and never before seen, public stunts, across the fifty states of the United States. And with the curiosity of over 300 million citizens living in the country alone, the wonderment of what stunt took place in their home state, should be interesting.
Synopsis: Prior to the acquisition Rick was the epitome of professionalism and hard work. As his company is taken over he stands to inherit a large retention bonus and begin working for the hottest software company in the area. However Rick must now report to his archenemy and former peer, Ms. Chung. Furthermore the company institutes a policy where each employee must work an entire calendar year to receive the full bonus. He wants to quit but can't because the forfeited bonuses are deposited into a pool that management, including Ms. Chung, will split. His only option is to get fired and receive the entire bonus upon termination. When Ms. Chung gets wind of his plan he must play an escalating mind game to see who will crumble first. I'll gladly send a treatment of this outlandish comedy or complete manuscript. Thank you for your consideration.
Synopsis: A reformed playboy attempts to woo his ex-wife, in the romantic comedy "Take Me Back." Slight roadblock for Grant: Irene is now engaged to be married to Henry. He might be a little nerdy, but Henry is serious, reliable and straightforward, everything Grant isn't. Getting nowhere with Irene, Grant decides to work on Henry. Flattered by the charming, cool sophisticate, Henry sidesteps Irene's warning and agrees to "hang" with Grant. What harm could going to the ball game do, especially since Grant has such great tickets . . . . Three days later (or is it four?), Henry finally resurfaces, hideously late for his own rehearsal party, bleary-eyed, somewhat incoherent, smelling like booze and cheap perfume. Where has he been? Why hasn't he called? How come different women kept answering Henry's cell phone? Why are there night club stamps up and down his arms? Is that a TATOO??? And who's this girl following you everywhere? Based on a true story. (More or less.)
Synopsis: With a deathbed confession, the dying Boss names the families new Boss his son Tommy, who he put up for adoption as a child is to become the Top Wise guy. The shock of this news causes dissention among the ranks, especially for Raimo Primavera, the overlooked underboss. Tommy gets a crash course in Mob 101, while trying not to get himself killed along the way. Madness culminates as Tommy's first order of business is to sabotage Raimo's daughters' wedding day.
Synopsis: Former golfer JACK BUGLE is visited by his life caddie JONESEY (that voice in your head that nudges you one way or another when undecided about something) who apologizes for a life altering piece of advice he gave Jack years ago and offers a mea culpa in the form of a round of mulligans (golf lingo for 'do-over'). These mulligans are manifest as case of gold golf balls, and now anytime Jack makes a mistake (i.e. gets in a car accident) he can just drop one of these balls and...FLASH! Time itself suddenly snaps back to the moment before the incident allowing Jack to correct his mistakes. It's BRUCE ALMIGHTY meet GROUNDHOG DAY when JACK begins using these mulligans to manipulate others as a means to achieve everything he always wanted (fame and fortune) while in the process losing the one thing he truly needs, his girlfriend AMY.
Synopsis: Rocky Regulbuto grew up in Brooklyn in the 1960s. After flunking out of college and almost going to Vietnam, he and his perpetually high drummer, Todd, sold millions of records into the 1970s. A one-name wonder was born: Rocko! Sixty years old and out of shape, out of style, and out of luck, this Baby Boomer searches for a new muse that will inspire his music, replace the teenage angst that once drove him, and make him a success once more.